Burdened with Glorious Distractions
WAY too old to be this distracted ...

Said distractions mainly James McAvoy, Ian Somerhalder, and Jensen Ackles. Also, Supernatural, Marvel, Agents of SHIELD, Firefly, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Star Trek, LOTR, Harry Potter, pretty things, snarky things, and a bit of stuff.

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

jossisgod:

roxanestark:

(Some of the) MCU cast take on the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS.

BAUTISTA TOO?!!!! I knew Jaimie Alexander did!!!

All in one place - Love it!  I wonder if anyone has the cojones to challenge KEVIN FEIGE.

bottomrogers:

voicesays-imalmostout-ofminutes:

bottomrogers:

bottomrogers:

how many goats do i have to sacrifice to get chris evans’ ice bucket challenge in the next 48 hours

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So how many did you sacrifice

one per hour

it's been s t a r v e d

ba-dum-tish I am sorry but I’ve only had 3 hours of sleep and I know you aren’t up yet …

I had no idea you were such a good listener.

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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